Proving a point to my friend, who doesn’t think there’s any ace attorney fans out there
Congratulations to Frozen! Best animated feature and best original song at Oscars 2014!
Found an old PC monitor, decorated a little
look at this guy
he actually has
A really cute smile
Of course though
he’s not all fun and games
Dude will fuck shit up
and still make the best expressions
as the story progresses
i mean wow
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.
*whispers* sie sind die tornados und wir sind die amerikaner
1000 foot tall walls. yeeeeeeeeeah, sounds like every dystopian story ever.
And it’s happening in the heart of America
no, they’re saying it might work. as far as i know, no one is building 1000 ft walls.
I’m moving inside those walls and joining the garrison
Yo fuck your garrison, I wanna be in the scouting legion
braving an adventure outside the walls, into the tornado’s wrath, just to find a way to end the reign of the tornado. many will die, but their deaths will pave the way to a new world, a tornado-free world where nobody needs to live behind walls.
Everyone’s talking about Attack on Titan, and I’m just over here thinking this sounds like one of APH America’s solutions.
It was either this or superhero global man.
"Hey, dudes, while don’t we just build a fUCKING 1000 FOOT TALL WALL IN THE MIDDLE OF ME SHUT UP ENGLAND IT’LL TOTALLY WORK"
I feel like Ouran High School Host club is the one fandom that everyone’s in, but never talks about.
Why do we not talk about this?!
I went to karaoke with a bunch of teachers in Japan and someone put on Sakura Kiss & I knew all the lyrics and my Japanese coworker turned to me and whispered “Ah, so you’re a pervert too.”
This Is How Koalas Run
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers