"We now know that 24 hours without sleep, or a week of sleeping four or five hours a night induces an impairment equivalent to a blood alcohol level of .1 percent. We would never say, ‘This person is a great worker! He’s drunk all the time!’ yet we continue to celebrate people who sacrifice sleep for work."

jennyrage:

venomothic:

4amhauntings:

Some “scary” animals would like you to have a better day. 

i want these on shirts

I want these on my skin. Forever.

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

yaoihandspom:

annilylf:

chairisse:

purifiedbarns:

wreckedanus:

[AGGRESSIVELY RAPS] WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN

[BEATBOXES INTENSELY] WHERE IS THE BUS THE BUS IS LATE 

[BUS INTENSIFIES]

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ITS BACK

ohdamnthosecheekbones:

sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

Hail hydration

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

meshinator:

AIR FORCE HUA

penis-hilton:

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

urlannoying:

when people make fun of you for being too youngimage

carnevore:

at school like 
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wwhatevver-ampora:

carrionboy:

tights inspired by various fandoms. what i learned from doing this: masking on illustrator is a real bitch.

fire stock (k project tights) by danf83stock

galaxy stock (wtnv tights) by hameed

desert stock (wtnv tights) by neverfading-stock

cloud stock (wtnv tights) by nataly-stock

I have an indescribable need for many of these.

sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*identifies the cutest boy in the room .5 seconds after entering*

hiro-yuki-bnjmn:

rexannegoof:

fluxthepolice:

the bullshit hades had to put up with in this movie….can’t really blame him

You really can’t tbh

The last screenshot tho